:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
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I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
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I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I came so hard my ears popped.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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