am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
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Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I could fuck to npr.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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