Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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