nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
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This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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