i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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