office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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