I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
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Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
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Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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