I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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