Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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