So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
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I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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She made me pour olive oil on her.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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