I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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