Kiss
Puke
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Randomize
