I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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