So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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