If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
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He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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