my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
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I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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