I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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