All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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