i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
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I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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