Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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