Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I need a burrito and a hug.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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