Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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