I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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