remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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