I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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