At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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