life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
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The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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