whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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