what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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