apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
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i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
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MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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