I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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