loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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