i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
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If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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