i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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