Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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