i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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