you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
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Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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