Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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