You're my little dorito
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
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I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
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He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
50% drunk capacity currently
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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