I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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