People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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