Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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