the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
try to milk me bitch
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