So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
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you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
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Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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