Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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