i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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