I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
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It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
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What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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