I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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