It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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