went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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