I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
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She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
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I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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