Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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