Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
The uberlube is also flammable
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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