Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
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