is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
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Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
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all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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