and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i wish my penis had a tongue
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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