Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
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dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
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A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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