I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
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i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
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They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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