you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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