I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
The power of my boobs compel you
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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