After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
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I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
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She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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