Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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