Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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